Hastka the Hippogriff (hastka) wrote in rainbow_ark,
Hastka the Hippogriff

The heterosexual questionnaire

From 1982 (!). Some of it is a little cliche today, but it's a pretty amusing way to call to mind some of the inherent biases used by much of society, even 35 years later.

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
5. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?
7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?
10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?
12. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
13. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?
Tags: heterosexual christians, history, lighter side, questions
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